tonight at the bar a girl looks at me and goes “are you single” and i said yes and she said “ok you’re coming with me” and that was kinda hot so then i walked around with her like a baby duckling for 2 hours the end

You are totally making things up. I’m not even worth $1 million. Nor even $500k. I don’t even own a house! I am one of the lowest net worth members of Congress, trade no stock, and take no outside income. My filings are public. I loathe corruption, and your lying is disgusting.

May you develop anal leakage and find that it only ceases upon consumption of a Cherry Pepsi and a tootsie pop 2-3 times daily.

How did he verify that all of these children are cis girls???? How will they verify that all sport participants are cis girls?? So a Transwoman wont be able to participate in sports but an adult with no required credentials can inspect your kid’s genitals in the locker room???

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Scene Queen at House of Independents feels like the second coming of Christ

Are there any people in CO who aren’t serial killers and are willing to drive me to the airport at 3:15 AM as in in eight-ish hours

“my child is fine” your child stays up until a ridiculous time of night because they feel it’s the only time they’re free of pressure and expectations and can be totally alone and just vibe being themself for a little while

cortisol

“ugh i hate not being able to enjoy my girlfriends massive tug boats bc of her normal sized stomach”

Someone send me $250 so I can take Jem to blippi live

👀 So this is a real tweet from the real Whitehouse, and a real post from the real Donald Trump. Astonishing.

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