Was lucky to have this good pup giving meditation lessons near me on a flight, darth™.

Kid: "Mom, say 'Knock, knock.'" Me: "Knock, knock!" Kid: "Who's there?" (At this point we stare at each other with identical expressions of mute confusion as we both try to figure out how the other managed to ruin the joke so completely.)

Big Pharma's favorite talking point is that without the high prices they charge, they would not be able to produce life-saving drugs. This is a lie. Our 2-year Oversight Dems investigation, started by the late Chairman Cummings, now has the internal docs showing why 🧵👇

What a lovely tribute to our father, from my sister. Dad’s tutelage played a big role in his children confidently pursuing STEM careers. Much love to him as he celebrates his 80th birthday by finding a dark sky in which to view the Perseid meteor shower!

I opened the little-used back door from the garage to the back yard to bring in firewood for the first time this season. Molly had no idea this magic portal to her favorite place existed and is waiting to see what other sorcery I can do.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT-My son had had a mental breakdown,as a result of him being suspended from school today,and has run away.He was last seen around Napoleon and Magazine.He is in severe mental distress and suicidal.Please help me find him.He’s still in his uniform.

NC State Sen, JEFF JACKSON has fought a corrupt system that allows politicians to pick their voters by gerrymandering districts and raking in corrupt PAC money. Jeff wants to take that fight to DC. Please join me in supporting Jeff Jackson for US Senate #DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE

Here's the real Biden economy: -Lowest jobless claims since 1969 -Highest wage increases in 20 years -Child poverty cut by 40% since the start of the year -Only developed country where real household income is higher than before the pandemic nbcnews.com/business/econo…

I think managers pushing for people to return to the office are underestimating the powerful productivity incentive of wanting to step away from work for a minute, but staying for another hour because moving will disturb a pet snoozing nearby. Whose side are you on, Molly??!

Don’t forget: Rick Scott isn’t some random Senator. He’s the guy Trump wants as GOP Leader and is in charge of re-electing Senate Republicans. When Scott says he wants to raise taxes on those making less than $100k & end Social Security and Medicare in 5 years, it’s a big deal.

Watch live: Jan. 6 House panel in Day 3 of hearings probes then-President Donald Trump's effort to pressure Vice President Mike Pence to reject the electoral count.apne.ws/UYjZDR2 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

The #SolidStartAct is a bipartisan bill to connect veterans with the VA as they transition to civilian life. It passed the Senate by unanimous consent. Now, at the 11th hour, Republicans decided to make it about abortion. As a stepmom to a female Army officer, this is personal.

Forget the glass half-empty or half-full question, in November 2022 the true test of optimism is if you still bookmark Tweets.

Last night, the GOP in our state House used a party-line vote to pass a 12-week abortion ban - in a bill that was made public less than 24 hours earlier. They want to do this so fast that people don’t notice. Let’s make sure that plan fails. RT.

We're going to need a ruling on this. darth™ It appears Molly helped herself to both new chew toys while I put the groceries away and didn't even share one with her sister. Any chance you're taking new clients, The Blowhole Innocence Project?

“My brother-in-law, the gift that keeps on giving…” a real gem in the midst of a masterful thread by Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter x.com/nameshiv/statu…

BREAKING: This Kamala Harris ad from 2020 still goes hard. Retweet to ensure every American sees it. x.com/AdamJSmithGA/s…

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.