All these #IbizaFinalBoss posts remind me of my childhood alarm clock ⏰

Second evening do of the week… must say that the standard of ‘congratulations on your wedding day’ cards as stocked in petrol stations are surprisingly good 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️⛽️

Gigg Lane Ready 🏡 A massive welcome to all the travelling contingent from Newcastle Town and to our guests today from Morecambe 🫶 #BuryFC #bfc140

We would have loved to welcome Morecambe FC, as scheduled, this afternoon - but two of their fans did make the journey to the Jakemans Community Stadium… 🤞🏼 Let’s hope you are back watching your own team later in the season.

“Those not directly involved in this process choose to make uninformed statements for their own self-promotion, including Members of Parliament.” - I knew the lack of sale progress with a previously agreed deals was because of Keir Starmers grandstanding 🤔 Whatever next?!? UTFS

The King is dead, long live the King Sorry to see Derek go, but it’s obvious that the new ownership group have plans to go in a different direction Thank you Derek 🦐

“All at the club, would like to thank Jason and wish him the very best for the future” also translates to: eat shit you turkey teeth mofo, adios 🖕

Can people just stop getting offended by flags and get some work done please? Thank you

From the King to the Singh 🤴 Welcome, Ashvir UTFS 🦐

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From Blackpool… dream move for the lad; and a loss to the Shrimps - performances in the limited preseason demonstrated Whaites potential. You’d have thought he’d be involved in the first team this season. Can’t blame him for moving on given our struggles. Good luck 🦐

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We’ve got Raheem Conte don’t stop the Party 🕺🪩🦐

FLAGS NEEDED FOR THE WINTER GARDENS EVENT If you have a Morecambe flag please take it down to the winter gardens between 12 - 4 tomorrow This allows us time to hang them around the venue and give the winter gardens a Morecambe football club feel 🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐

"I don't care if Rochdale's blue Gateshead's grey and Alty too League 2, I don't care about you It's Morecambe, I'm in love" Tinpot FC are back.

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Simply incredible! On the canvas a week ago, down and out… facing extinction. What chances a squad of players who’ve had two training sessions together in their first match? New Owners, New Manager, New Team, New Hope…. Brand New Bright Tomorrow. UTFS 🦐

Absolutely madness for the Shrimps to be playing this game having signed most of the squad less than a week ago, just 48 hours after the previous game with no pre-season. A few tired legs out there - some classy finishing from Aldershot. A week of training will do us wonders 🦐