ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ *❀:｡.｡ 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 seydoux ❛ if we catch a criminal when we catch a criminal there’s nothing we can do but play cops and robbers cops and robbers ❜ — loved by #iso ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ

Isn't that basically friends with benefits?

Shrugs. That's what it sounded like.

Chokes on her drink. This had really made her day.

H o t.

I could eat that ass like a cheeto.

Bites her ass.

Somebody wants to fuck a cop.

suddenly needs to see the therapist. And totally not because she's cute.

The new therapist could give me a massive bill that would bankrupt me, and I would still thank her.

. . . . true.

it's hard not to look like a sex addict. have you SEEN the women in this town?

. . . clears her throat. 〝 what are you writing over there? 〞 hopefully nothing that would make her seem bad.

her: doesn't have a sex addiction. also her:

what?

Like this one right here. total babe.

Oop—. . . she's trying to hide her flushed cheeks. black painted nails covered the sides of her cheeks.

anyone want to go for drinks?