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I bought a sticker here because it looked like the Coors Light logo, but turns out the words are spanish slang for Puerto Rican Pussy 🥴

I’m about to call Julio Jones my damn self.

A coworker played a song about some dudes in Paris and asked me if I knew what it was called. Nah not falling for this entrapment

Still riding this Julio Jones high and will continue to do so 🥰

49ers gotta be the most injury prone team in the NFL

Just the idea of the Julio’s possible impact on our young receivers is what gets me up in the morning

Didn’t realize Disney+ was doing this one episode a week BS 😭

better than camp rock? alright man

The door of the sauna keeps getting stuck and I’ve seen too many Final Destinations for this shit

an important lesson was learned today don’t try Yves Pons 🛑

My girlfriend left me a drunken voicemail last night telling me she couldn’t find her phone…uhhh the one you’re calling me from?

me and the bad bitch i pulled from being funny

Hitler is about to be on the next UFC game

Very embarrassing to be a fan of Tennessee football this weekend

Work is having me travel with 5 suitcases of equipment, but is telling me to bring minimal clothes to reduce baggage?? Maybe we should just ship this stuff and I can have clean underwear…

Toe tap? TD. Toe drag? TD. Toe down, heel next? No TD