First clip from Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’. “My job… is just beach.”

I've seldom heard about anything nastier than Robert Jenrick's order to paint over the pictures in the asylum centre. Cold, cruel, the act of a soul that's shrivelled and mean to its core. How can he look in the mirror? Utter moral emptiness.

When the scale of depravity is too overwhelming to digest, it can take a single action to help us see clearly. Knowing that a minister wanted to deny refugee children something that might make them smile should help us see very clearly indeed.

Today I learned that Albert Camus had a cat called Cigarette. This might be the Frenchest thing ever to have happened

So, you need to travel to another station to buy your ticket, but you can't travel to another station without a ticket? Surely we should just #SaveTicketOffices ? bit.ly/saveticketoffi…

How on earth does GWR think that a ticket machine located at the bottom of a flight of stairs is accessible for a passenger in a wheelchair? Please raise this and other concerns using our template letter. #SaveTicketOffices act.newmode.net/action/trades-…

Hey, Rail Delivery Group, how are those best-laid plans going? You really couldn't make this up - how is a Train Manager supposed to reset a Euston ticket machine from a moving train? #SaveTicketOffices

There’s nothing more predictable in life than a contrarian. A joyless sausage machine churning out chunks of pale, flavourless gristle. “You like that thing, do you? Well I don’t. Didn’t see that coming, did you?”

Enjoying this guy, posing as James Bond while his friend takes a photo, not realising he's in the middle of the screen on the BBC 1 o'clock news.

I think ticket offices at railway stations are one of those things that remind of what a society should actually be. Real jobs and real interactions , and community can sometimes be placed above shareholder dividends. It's a choice we can make. #SaveTicketOffices

May I remind you not to buy that fucking paper?

These “low value” degrees that Sunak wants to stop students studying… No one from Govt wants to name one I’m hoping James Cleverly🇬🇧 can help clarify… James, your degree was in Hospitality Management You did alright …any thoughts?

There’s something very wrong with the way we are allowing education to be assessed, by philistines in power, who do not understand how or why education fundamentally works, or what it’s for, or how it informs culture, civilisation, industry, innovation, empathy, social cohesion.

I am in a model village. It has a model of its model village. This, in turn, has a model of its model village. I am delighted.

Few people realise how sarcastic and patronising mediaeval horses actually were to humans. This one's asking his rider if he designed his new hat when he was still suffering from ergot poisoning.

A record number of our fellow citizens are going without food and cannot pay their bills. But instead we are talking about a man who can’t deposit a million pounds in an elite bank. We are learning nothing.

True or false Because the Platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it's the only animal that can make its own custard?