I’m so glad it’s becoming socially acceptable to say the R word again. #retard #retardation #drool #woke #theownerofmudvillenyc

I hate gen Z’s texting etiquette. They just don’t respond or acknowledge things that clearly need acknowledgement. And they call out too much and think its normal.

No tax on tips is not the answer. All income should be taxed. I understand cash slips through the cracks sometimes but tips are wages paid by the guest and they need to be taxed.

If you sit outside at a restaurant patio and a fly lands in your drink, that’s the risk you take. It is not the establishment’s responsibility. If you don’t like dining with the elements, sit inside.

Cosplaying as a sommelier is one of the crazier things I’ve done in my life so far. #happypride

This is honestly the funniest song of all time. open.spotify.com/track/7wCWK3Aa…

True Grit is good.

Dexter Resurrection, thank you!

Christian Slater looks like Caitlyn Jenner.

Why would you go to Jacob’s Pickles when you can go to Maison Pickle?

Sommeliers actually care more about gabriel glasses than they do about wine. In case you didn’t know.

If anyone wants to buy one hit me up. Designed by Stephanie Staten

Dear MTA , my train took so long I had to tip the Subway performer. I’m looking for reinburstment.

Just because I sing along to a song doesn’t mean I like it.

“Well, at least I died thin.”- Karen Carpenter #annorexianervosa

Would you rather be bleu balled or black balled?

Columbian food is so juvenile. #columbianfood

Tonight was my last night in the service industry, at least on the floor that is. Some loser broke a glass right at last call. I told her the glass was $60. It felt so good. I have no job lined up really, but yet I feel so free.

I’m in middle America right now. I took Ozempic recreationally. I’m skinny.