Willem van Schaik @[email protected] My grandma taught me to always boil raw milk in the most positive reinforcement way possible: do you know how good the "cream" that you get on top of raw milk after boiling is? It used to be my after dinner treat! Why would you not boil milk and not taste it!?!

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string nutritionist: you know how many beets you can fit in compactified, calabi-yau, manifolds?! think of the pump, bros. this is fully quantized 11 dimensional nutrition!

@mitchmcewen Tom Porter National Mall NPS “Respect my kitsch!” Like no, dude, people are enjoying public space

stupid country stupid day. go blow something up and get hungover for work tomorrow

Hot dogs are the most American meat. The inner puree represents the mixing pot of values and cultures, while the outer casing represents being bound by mutual tolerance and respect. The part where they come in a 10 pack and buns in a 8 pack represents capitalism

i just wanna thank everybody who helped out, we did a great job triggering the veterans ptsd last night

whys he dressed like lori lightfoot

NYC will not steal Chicagos glory, Lightfoot is gonna catch this dude in a back alley someplace and youse guys are gonna need to find a new mayor. Nobodys got a bigger dick than Lightfoot. Nobody.

Wall Street Silver Hell contains what you would expect, Fire and Brimstone, flesh-eating red-skinned demons, but what they don't want you to know about Hell, is it has all of Hollywood Action, Mystery, and Horror, including Jason, Freddy, The Cube, Chucky, Hostel, House of a Thousand Corpses, and

“slurp slurp. interlinked. yes yes yes ice cream so good. interlinked. thank you lopez. interlinked. gang gang. interlinked. slay haha. interlinked.”

🌥️ Ascended NPC Alex 🌥️ are people unaware that human genitals are proportionaly bigger compared to our primate ancestors? the path of evolution has guided us towards becoming increasingly % reproductive tissue until we'll be just walking giger-esque penis and vagina monsters

THE NANNY IS A UNION BOSS THIS FUCKING RULES

Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us.  Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

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