do u think theatre teachers get really excited when they meet a particularly fαggy 10 year old in the same way sports coaches lose their mind over a kid that’s rly tall for his age

Academics will write, "put shortly" and follow it with a run-on sentence containing 35 independent clauses

I don't care if it's not woke, I love all the hot Mexican American men in my phone

Just took a heroic dose of shrooms and thought I turned into an cow. Had an udder body experience

thank god

*Masshole Charli XCX voice* I'm just living that life von DUNKS

Joe Biden when they ask him to draw a clock:

the debate we deserved

when i'm asked about basic concepts in my area of expertise

Sendai shake. Ito.

Trump rn

Dream home.

Hannah Montana, a classic Lynchian blonde-brunette doubling

No kings at pride discourse this year...

I got 6 7 for Christmas