i kept wasting my weekends doing nothing so i built a button that kidnaps me. whenever im bored, i press it and it books an uber to a random interesting place in my city🚘 it has a physical digital push button connected to my raspi, and some python script. ive pressed it 11

Alright. Let's hear your best names for what we call the Territory of Cuba after it's conquered. So far, I'm partial to "Extra South Carolina", "Grande Rico", or "Marco Cubio."

Next level superstition in Cambodia where shamans have framed Epstein in their shrine to harness evil magic power to curse on their clients’ enemies.

Just talk to yourself

I haven't bought a house because I just dislike boomers that much. I can stay retarded longer than they can stay alive.

"you can be unemployed anywhere" is the new "you can code anywhere"

virgin galactic is my "pet stock". i have zero expectations, if it shits the bed it shits the bed, but i mostly don't want to have been the lady who "passed on apple" in hindsight.

they actually did make an attempt at pattern recognition about 10 years ago and settled on "must be the glutens bc in their homelands millet is more prevalent". i saw a whole ass documentary about this theory on tv and would love to rewatch it now lol. kids from that documentary

i did this to myself...

For real though nothing is going on with me - I have no haters or enemies or anything like that but everyone is having these BIG DRAMATIC ONLINE BATTLES and I wanted to get in on it.

the phrase "human biomass" is about to enter its villain arch.

the "what's happening" section is giving me the thousand yard stare before even entering battle.

How to keep your fish in shape

the future is yours, you just have to vibe code it faster than your peers

should probably leave a tweet here about the fact i left the AI fuckup of the grok logo on my avatar's shirt in on purpose, bc it was fucking funny, a self roast and an easter egg in one go. but someone will eventually spot it and try to be smart about it.

weird pattern nobody's talking about the fastest ai learners right now aren't developers or students they're the people between jobs with 14 hours a day to experiment employment has become the biggest bottleneck to staying employable