girl ditch the stool ASAP. my face is softer and has massage capabilities too 😁

Stoners are so delusional that they think weed smells good

focker in law trailer dropped an hour ago and there’s already 8 posts about it on the ariana grande snark reddit OH THEY WERE SEATED 😭😭

kira 👾

ABALDY wheres my grammy

The way I’m just going to k%!! myself instead if that’s the ultimatum

Unconditional love

"blip-A detected" grace:

d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.

Americans planning a trip: Okay lets go to london and act like its our first day on earth and also walk really slowly down oxford street in big groups

charlie charlie kirkyyy

they want ariana to “get ugly” for a movie role just so they can relate to her

When gay marriage is brought up, every Christian that smokes, drinks, curses and has premarital sex is suddenly concerned with what the Bible allows.

There's apparently an entire subgroup of incels who think the reason they can't get girlfriends is because someone aborted the one and only fetus that would have grown up to have low enough standards

Mo Salah vs Jynxzi at Wembley: 8 Matches 2 Matches 1 Goal 2 Goals LEVELS. 🔥🔥🔥

Thank you guys so much!! 💙 This year we raised a record breaking £6,218,875 with all profits going to charity!

Omg I’m so excited