Afghan Whigs Gentlemen is an album I go back to a lot.

People on Instagram Stories posting horrific Gaza images and then their Saturday night cocktail shenanigans. 😐

The Government allowing Stage 3 to go forward in its current form will only fuel inflation, and likely result in higher interest rates for all Australians. The tax cuts were a bad economic idea when Morrison legislated them in 2018, and they're an even worse idea now. #auspol

Just said namaste at the end of a Zoom meeting and I have no fucking idea why!

Having trained in boxing for the last six years the one thing I've learnt is anyone could beat the shit outta me.

If you are in Melbourne and you're wearing pants right now, you are losing. #hot

WHY ARE THE PAGE NUMBERS IN PAGES FUCKING CAMBRIA?

England: We have a new TV game show, let's find a top theatre actor to host it. Ooh, it's a hit! Australia: We have bought the rights to a successful English game show, let's find an ex Big Brother contestant or maybe someone good at hitting a ball to host it. Ooh, it's a miss.

I think the start of humanity's decline was the shuffle button on CD players.

Two bottles of pinot and a xanax is now called a Barnaby.

Untalented friends grifting as usual.

Ahh you make us laugh The Betoota Advocate 😂

When I'm exiting the gym and someone's entering I always say "Don't do it, It's not worth it," and it kills every time.

I'd never quite let go of the idea of recording an album one day with Steve Albini. Says more perhaps about his continual accessability rather than my musical prowess. RIP

An absolutely outstanding journalist. ⁦Laura Tingle⁩ tells it like it is. Always. #LauraTingle statement - About the ABC abc.net.au/about/media-ce…

Ad Brief For Actors: Performer must have razor sharp wit and the comic timing of Richard Pryor as they will be asked to hold a chocolate bar and scream, "Dibbly doobly dat's delicious!"

Apparently Microsoft changed their password to russianstew but it wasn't stroganoff. #MicrosoftOutage

I don’t know Zoe Daniel MP (she/her) personally and her work has not been on my radar but I am calling this the most insightful, well balanced & constructive interview with a politician on insiders ever. We need more women like this running countries around the world 💛 #insiders #auspol24

This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾