Run the Jewels lyrics: Killer Mike: I wish I could have killed Ronald Regan myself. El-P: Couldn’t agree more, Mike. Also let me say that after years of dating and marriage I’m still sexually fulfilled by my wife. Killer Mike: I’m gonna attack Regan’s adult kids with a hammer

Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement premieres on August 21st, 7:30 AM PT youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJw…

Harry Potter look like a roommate who cries if you ask them to do the dishes

Call of Duty Black Cocks 7

Was that the back of a bazelgoose in that TU3 trailer?

Onimusha looks so good

They'll just show anything at Gamescom

This is my favorite Stephen King book other than Misery, I can't wait

I am going to rip this clanker's god damn legs off

I already did this and thats how I ended up as a stay at home dad with a doctor wife

Destiny's son could do the funniest thing ever

Tarrif update:

When you go too long w/o reading fiction it’s easy to like half-acknowledge that you’re cooking your brain a little and brush it off as no big deal but then you pick up a good book again and realize that for all intents and purposes you’ve been a drooling zombie for like 6 months

Ethan Klein is about to go out like Chris Benoit

My therapist just said this to me. "Eatin' ain't cheatin." Really makes you think

As someone with kids I've never met any of these iPad youtube zombies everyone here constantly talks about. You guys are getting tricked by bluechecks into believing the kids are dumb.

No you guys are just schizos