"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other." - Stephen Baker #quote #mancatmusings

Happy fur-iday. I will be working toward my goal of world domination today. I have taken over dis house, now onto the rest of the world.

Hoomans are not here. Maybe they finally realized dis is my house. :-)

Meet Bronson, he's looking for a loving family. Help spread the word bit.ly/K2Pe83 & lets find him a home.

Even more stupid breakfast rules: The napkins are not to be used as forts. Do not stand on the croissants. Don’t knock over the pitcher.

The Dang human bathed me this morning. Doesn't the freak know kats bathe themselves? *(tail flap)*

Hisssssss another winter storm watch.

-14?!? Really?!? This is puttin a damper on my neighborhood prowling hisss

The smaller Hooman is 10 today...so what....this does not mean it is acceptable to dote on her instead of me

Fank u to my new friends and furry followers. It is good of u to recognize my greatness. U are also superior. Meow

#ff Brainless_Wonder Oreo Purrburger Mollie Browne Toby the Cat Robert Estes Paul Calvert Alford Cat

You can judge a man'y true character by the way he treats his fellow animals. #PaulMcCartney fb.me/1976yInxP

My hoomans shovel a path deep in da snow for me all around my domain

I watch the Westminster show wit my hoomans, y is their no big kittiminster?

Yes, this box is mine & this wooden platform is also mine... How dare u hoomans clutter up my things wit ur nonsense

This offensive female smells like wabbit but does not act like wabbit.

Dis extra room that the furless grandbabee plays in is really mine. See, dis giant sleeping bed is obviously fur me.

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.” Colette #cat, #cats

Life is to hard fur me to deal wif dis morning.