Fuck you copilot get off my fucking screen

I think it’s cool how you can put whatever BS numbers you want on a page as long as you specify they’re “illustrative”

Took an IQ test and this was the result it gave me

Imagine if you would… a hobby

Oh boy here i go drinking again

I want to give this guy a swirlie more than anything else on earth

He even asked grok

I hope my friend Adam Friedland who is 24 years old is having a nice morning

Just saw someone on LinkedIn claiming 4-5% in treasuries isn’t safe anymore so you should invest in real estate, particularly multifamily syndications I think LinkedIn makes me more mad than this app

Corp dev is 20% actually doing M&A / partnerships / etc. 10% fixing other peoples work 70% preventing operators from making mistakes 3 seconds of basic P&L math would prevent

Founder equity under the weight of those liquidation preferences / accumulated PIK

This is 10x better than any LLM slop resume/cover letter

I also think you should have your SAT/ACT score tattoo’d on your forehead immediately after your first attempt