#FreeTiger! Come on fuzz, criminals running free every fucking where and y’all gonna arrest Tiger for being loopy after a wreck? 1/2 the fuckers on the road driving under the influence of prescription meds. If no one was hurt, free his ass. I’ll go down with Tiger’s ship. 🤩😍😎

ELITE! #GBO #Vols Play fuckin Rocky Top!

Braves Braves Braves… fucking around with challenges in the 1st inning is insanity. You don’t take a piss on both get outta jail free cards IN THE 1ST!!! WTAF!? I don’t get y’all on TV anymore, this is a treat for me, and I got the booger jelly belly.

That shit was awesome #Braves!!! Good heavens I have missed that. GS walk-off. That was allllllllllllright. 👏👏👏👏😎

How do you take Rick Barnes and 3 straight elite 8s for granted? This is how. 2 blow outs & a 40/16 piece by Edey in #Elite8 action; brutal when relative parity exists in NCAAMBB. #Vols #GBO 😤🤦‍♂️Whatever, I’m just heated and emotional. We overachieved this yr, and that’s better.

As a lifelong fan of all sports, there are only 2 coaches that I (almost painfully) loathe. And they both coach bball for the U of Connecticut. #MarchMadness

Jesus… I guess I’d rather get blown out in the elite 8 than FUCKING BLOW IT like Duke. WTF JUST HAPPENED. #Marchmadness

I did 7 brackets. My brother did 6, my dad did 4… my little sister did 1. She fucking won. #FamilyMadness #MarchMadness

They definitely softened it up so guys could make a run at Rory, right? Damn near everybody under par on Saturday at Augusta is weird, right? I mean, you gotta hit the shots, but still… no souls being eaten isn’t #TheMasters

2 hours to fumble through my taxes, 2 hours to come down from the stress, zero dopamine, zero sense of accomplishment, just relief it’s over so I can move on to the next bullshit thing…that’s all life is for a lot of people, and it’s fucked up, it used to not be that way…

#Heat #Hornets Fuckin Con Nipple nurpled every slip! #NBAplayoffs are here though baby! I’ll be honest, most of these playoffs gonna be hate watches, pulling for who I dislike the least.

Fucking Dodgers will load manage the last 2 months to sweep the playoffs healthy, but they could win 125 games if they wanted… they’ll still win 110 with ease. No, this isn’t good for the game. Forces teams like the Mets into laughably ridiculous contracts. Whatever. Go Braves!

😂😂😂😂 $265 tax return. Whatever, I’ll take it…HOWEVER, How much did I get after Tax Act and my bank got their hands on it..? $94. These motherfuckers took 64% just because they could. We’ve lost the fucking plot and I hate 49.9% of what life is…

Knicks are absolute trash… these are not the shot selections of a serious team.

The @titans panicking b/c Love was gone, wasted so much draft capital on Tate at 4. #TitanUp drafting like it’s a fantasy league and it’s gonna bother me all summer I have to support such an unserious organization. Blew $100 on a McDouble and said just keep the change. #NFLDraft

Atlanta Hawks take an absolute shit in a playoff game… Orlando said hold up we wanna choke on that shit in unprecedented fashion. #NBAPlayoffs

Watching the #Pirates #Reds because youtubetv doesn’t give me shit for MLB games… O’Neil Cruz can’t be for real. I know he sucks defensively, but this is the first time I’ve seen it. Dude has blown 2 routine catches already. It’s the 2nd inning. My mind is blown.

19/18 odds on Secretariat’s Jizz. 🔒 #KentuckyDerby #KyDerby152