£250m on midfielders for your former midfielder to cut through them all 😭😭😭

Casemiro's new job

🗣️ Peter Schmeichel: “This is the biggest game in the Premier League so far! Soft yellow cards! Why is Michael Oliver trying to ruin it? It's a big game, emotions are flying high — understand what you are dealing with here, but no — Michael Oliver wants himself in the spotlight!”

"If he can't pass it to be Rice he shouldn't be playing football!" Did Jeremy Doku get away with this one in the first half 🧐

No surprise 🤣

Everything he suggested to do in this video, United did and conceded within the second minute of the half. There’s a reason these pundits are all failed managers or haven’t attempted management lol

At Old Trafford, tears and rain both pour, The roof drips water, the net leaks goals.

Man United are fucking shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE NO LONGER A TOP 6 PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB. LET'S STOP USING "TRADITIONAL TOP 6" TO CARRY ALONG MEDIOCRITY.

At what part is any of that a foul??? Every fucking week there’s something different.

But I heard the ref had no choice but to send Declan Rice off against Brighton? Or Leandro Trossard off against City? Arsenal get treated differently and it’s so blatantly obvious.

Random kitchen at 4am:

Never ever in my life have I seen a red card for that. Game has fully gone absolute shambles it’s boring

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 these refs man I’ve seen better officiating over priest hill playing fields than this shit

This is cold.

Writing the next chapter - TOGETHER 👊

Even when we produce our worst performance of the season, we can still beat Manchester United. That’s how shit they are.

It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️