just learned both my parents were alive while Picasso was also alive and i think im having some kind of crisis

PLEASE STOP BIRNGING HOT MED STUDENTS TO SHADOW MY EMBARRASSING PROCEDURES IM BEGGING YOUHAVE MERCY

episode 2 of the waterfront ……

yo the anger i would feel as a lawyer rolling up to see my client and seeing that they alr confessed. mf WHY would u call me then

shawn after he sent that fake ass resume to the buckleys #TheWaterfront

thanks??

it must’ve sucked so hard to be the kid of a founding father right when america gained independence like wdym i can’t go out bc u just made it against the constitution 🧐

all of this new interest in Animal Kingdom and yet ZERO new derdrian fics. Do better.

i don’t think yall understand how desperately i need to see jack wolfe in hadestown this year like i might perish

AM I BROKE? YES. AM I GOING ON VACATION IN ONE WEEK? YES. DID I BUY A TICKET? YESSSSS

i fucming hate excel with every cell in my body jsut use google sheets like a normal person oh my god

fine i’ll say it. in the show how to get away with murder there was noooooo fucking reason not to plead self defense in the first season. y’all dumb asf

can some guys really not find it?? it’s literally the first landmark on the below the border round trip wonder tour???

SENSE8 ON MY TIMELINE IN THE YEAR 2025!!!!! I JUST FELL TO THE GROUND I LOVE THESE THREE SM

dilfson and dilfson incorporated™️

me on my hands and knees as i beg the redhood resurrection people to let them be brothers while they throw rocks at me