Holly: “I’m not here to judge him” Me: WELL I AM #MAFS #MAFSAU

Me when the sound designers start building suspense #MAFS #MAFSAU

The “experts” when their token trainwreck couple is actually working out #MAFS #MAFSAU

Al when Sam ranked him equally with Jack #MAFS #MAFSAU

I wish it were acceptable to throw a puppy shower where you do a breed reveal and everybody brings dried pigs ears and Schmackos

Okay look, I have a lot of flaws and not knowing how to pronounce ‘hearth’ is one of them

Shoutout to MGK for making emo girls cool but why couldn’t he have done this when I was an unpopular emo girl in high school

Why is everybody up in arms about a rainbow on a football jersey when there’s already an enormous gambling advertisement plastered across it??? You’re dying on the wrong hill fam

Until next time 💀

This pretty much sums it up for me

Happy early Earth Day kings

102 years ago, not a cellphone in sight just people living in the moment

*tap tap* is this thing on?

Hi not-Twitter, it’s been a minute ✌️