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“I’m a conduit for beer.” - Pointer 12.22.24

If this is the trans one, I’m scared to hear what the cis one sounds like

Hunter Biden riding the Green Goblin glider through the White House

Back to back masterpieces of cinema

Ellen in Nosferatu waiting for Count Orlok to come hit

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“We would’ve expected more from someone that likes Rick and Morty” is a real thing someone at this coffee shop I’m at just said while drafting a confrontational business message with their group

me singing both parts in beauty and a beat

Just got a pizza so bad I ate one slice and took the rest home to season it myself

rocking in the year 2025

Imagine if Jack Black had been cast as Count Orlok

Long press to load in 4k

I think you should be able to hit someone with a giant mallet if they yell about a football game on a flight

Iowans really post some CRAZY food on their stories sometimes

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Sometimes I go into my notes app and write little headlines about a son I don’t have and then forget about them

Insane follow up video

Eating an orange is a crazy experience. My mouth tingles. My body feels weightless. For a moment, I am suspended in time. I am one with citrus. It’s the only time I feel alive. I think I’m allergic

Our February shows will be our last with Bunny, whom we love and always will. Please come celebrate the Four In Three Van era once (or twice) more

Last night I was thrust back into the dark underworld of Cheeky Acoustic Hip Hop Covers