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I hate Antonelli’s cheese shop.

I don’t give a fuck about the Antonelli’s, their god dam cheese shop, and the capital one spark card. Take it off the air it’s been on too long

Made one for myself

Get a hit off Max Scherzer

Telling people I “went” to Wisconsin instead of I “go” to Wisconsin is really sad 😕

I want to be the kid moving in with the 40 inch tv without a clue in the world that he won’t have time to utilize that puppy because of pledging all while getting 4 false negatives for mono where u feel like ur about to expire. Godspeed pal, god fucking speed.

After 11 years, it’s finally time to say goodbye to what people would hear on the other line when I didn’t pick up my phone and they had to leave a message “after the beep.” This one stings but turn that volume up and enjoy if u have never heard it before 🥲

One big happy family Bud Light

double the amount of spoons on the ground and that’s roughly the amount of Mets games I have watched this season and it was all for nothing cause this team is a fraudulent as it gets. I’m ruined

Updated list as of October 22nd 2022 1) Sauce Gardner 2) Drew Manderfeld 3) Fred Again 4) Moms credit card 5) MLK

Crossed this off my bucket list 😁 LFGM!

me at the bar when my friend taps me on the shoulder and says “here pal, vodka soda on me”

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This will never not be funny

For the love of christ, please put an end to the Jardiance commercials Eli Lilly and Company

me and the homeboys showing up to madison in a couple weeks

one more sleep