netanyahu please strike down my duo and my life is yours

3 years later and I still stare at him with my big awkward and confused eyes when he flirts with me #ilmbf

who is burger and why has it taken over my timeline #burgertwt

white boy please stop

i think my worst fear is accidentally committing fraud on my taxes because i’m a fkn idiot

let me merge or i swear i’ll fucking kill us both

he thinks we r arguing but this is just foreplay to me

would you still like me if it were a thursday?

everyone is being a #cunt today

i have an IED ofc you can hit it raw babe

why was there so much football at my bad bunny concert?

breeding after work #mewgenics

someone once told me that i ruined the headcanon they made of me and i’m unsure as to why i’m being headcanoned at all

glow sticks can’t glow until they’re cracked. remember that

i still use my finsta and vsco am i still young and hip

thought everyone was being dramatic about the snowstorm but now i’m starting to feel like this guy