Nightmares are actually your psyche's way of telling you you're a bad person. #dreams #nightmares #freud #science #lifehacks

The more you seek #knowledge & the more you work on your #strengths you'll still probably die insignificant to history like the rest of us.

Make the most of the extra space in your bedroom by filling it with dirty clothes and garbage #lifehacks

Checking the weather is a good way to know what to wear before you stay in bed all day. #lifehacks

It's never okay to drink booze before you feel like you really really need it. #lifehacks

Power went out? Wear steeltoe boots while navigating your home to protect against the hundreds of mouse traps littering the house #lifehacks

Just remember, the best thing you can be is yourself. That's it. That's all you can be. Nothing else. #lifehacks

When waiting for a train, be sure to have your physical ticket on you, or better yet, your ticket on your mobile device! #lifehacks

Changing weather got you down? Stare at a computer screen until all thought and feeling cease. You'll be amazed at the results! #lifehacks

Knowing what's true and false about presidential candidates can be difficult. Wait, have you checked tinder today?

Having a good attitude is important because things are only gonna get worse. #lifehacks

It's easy to be negative. Do with that what you will. #lifehacks

When asked how to achieve happiness, a wise man once answered "Where am I? Please let me go!" #lifehacks

Looking to escape your daily grind? Try hard drugs and joyless sex to forget the personal hell you've created! #lifehacks

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When ordering at a restaurant, tell your waiter or waitress to surprise you. There's a chance he or she will spit on your food! #lifehacks

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When going in for a job interview, be prepared to sell yourself, no matter what twisted sex stuff the interviewer is into. #lifehacks

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"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." Easy to say when you've already got a time traveling car. #BackToTheFuture