i can really sense your AURA right now

ishhh

everyone is talking about oil, and sure, but its also about Cuba. regime charge in Venezuela would devastate Cuba's economy (especially petroleum refinement and manufacturing) and destroy access to global trade + getting to redo bay of pigs is the wet dream of boomer warhawks

fuck shit

Gen X imagines a world where your chud mom can use your college fund to buy puts on you graduating in 2 yrs, and your chud dad can trade volitility on your sister's virginity. they'll both somehow get rich and then call the market cap of $400m "the wealth of a healthy nation"

Woman Takes 28 Hour Long Shit; Convinced the Next One Will Be Different

"maybe it's time for Jesse. i only did one term. im owed a second"

yes

if a Marvel character was mayor

I don't remember which Chapo guy called ICE "a revolt of the unemployable against the employed" but they nailed it

they just created 1,000,000 jerome powells

the worst type of internet person is nostalgic for Vines

yeah mom! im really killing it with the whole comedy thing right now. last night was crazy! I did this bit about how id have the doctor kill my girlfriend's baby if i knew it was gonna be trans ... no mom! its like a hypothetical, like "what if". ... no mom, i dont have a girlfr

Crazy footage from CNN in Minneapolis

everyday that goes by, I become more jealous of cats