see how I manage my anxiety. Very not at all. Very caffeinated. Very in bed.

my son has been a middle-schooler for 1.5 days, he has said “skibbidi” at least 500 times

Me after being ditched for lunch: Who could possibly be cooler than your mom?? 16 year old: Pretty much everybody.

Hi. So my posts lately have been bleak. My wife's cancer is back. It's metastatic breast cancer in her brain, around her lungs and some spots in her neck. Treatment can prolong life but not cure it. Our plan in 2025 was to go on a bucket list trip to Ireland. That is now

A 36-page surgeon general advisory was issued saying parents are overwhelmed and burned out. No parent has time to read it.

I deserve this long Labor Day weekend. -me, back in the workforce for 3 days after 8 years of being a stay at home mom

I reclined on the couch to relax and 11 has taken it up on himself to use this time to turn the TV on and show me his favorite YouTube videos pls help me.

Felt overwhelmed at work so I put on a divorced dad rock playlist so I can feel overwhelmed and miss blockbuster at the same time

me: [grabbing a coke zero I bought with my own money inside my own home] 11: just so you know that's your second coke of the night.

I don't like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work

Why do people say motherf-er and not fatherf-er? 7, asking the important questions.

Life’s too hard. Say the words. Buy the things. See the places. Enjoy the quiet. Unless you’re a parent: then go see why they’re being so quiet.

I don’t like the person I become when someone schedules a meeting that should be an email

I just want the confidence of my teen who replied “Who’s this?” to a guy who texted her after ghosting her for a month.

my toxic trait is thinking my teenager will smell better after he takes a shower.

My mom dug a well in the ground so her family had a place to wash clothes and bathe And I couldn’t go a week without telling everyone I knew my dishwasher was broken

3 of the hardest things for people to say: 1. I need help 2. I was wrong 3. Rural

The hardest part about being in a gang for me would be having to leave my house past 6 pm every night

11 had attitude tonight and my wife said "okay I'm done talking about this right now" and his response was "GOOD I'm glad you are" and I left the room so he could be murdered in silence.

me: [doing push ups this morning] 9: what's that sound? me: it's my elbows stfu go away