Lol Lmaooooo I might be poor but I love buying stuff for my friends 💙

.Hans, Faffing is a goopy wolfdog but pet him anyways

Average night w/ minty

Ive said it before and ill say it again: Idc how big and tuff you are, I'M the big spoon 😤😤😤

Storing my water bottle in your sheathe because its heavy and I dont wanna carry it around

Good morning

Alright you nerds Who plays Guild Wars 2??? 👀

Hearing someone yell your old frat nickname while youre at the bar with your coworkers is arguably one of the most anxiety inducing moments ive had this week

Alright twitter be serious What IS happening???? Update me on your most mundane happenings

Update: Had drinks and dinner with my old frat bro and it actually was really fun. Strange to think how long we've been friends. Hearing someone from my past say "it seems like you are really happy and sure of yourself" was incredibly affirming 💙

A week to see if it improves. If not they have surgery planned to get a plate put in there (metal 🤘) to fix that hopefully. I've set up a g0fundme to help cover initial and potential c0sts coming up and I would appreciate any help for this gofund.me/be05dd7a

Yo I'm really for serious moving to the other app. Twitter is turning into not a good place for me day-to-day. Gonna start posting more on 💙🌌 Same @ so do me a heckkn follow

Happy hole-oween heres me getting tongue fucked by king boo 🎨:@ Nara!! 💙💙

Hello friends! Reminder: I no longer want brain worms from Formerly Bird App, so plz follow me on Not-Bird App 💙🌤️

Go crazy, ya buncha animals 🦋🌤️ codes for anyone who still might not have one (which like, at this point, who????)

It’s a song from that band. 🎵🎸🎶