Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention

I know I’m late, but what the hell is that juror from the Diddy documentary. If I’m on the prosecution, I’m absolutely appealing. She didn’t really know him, but she picked up on a slight mannerism from a TV show several years ago?! Ummm, okay. She was fan girling.

I’m not mentally ready for the announcement when it’s official that Bo isn’t a Jay anymore 😞 #BlueJays #Bichette

I have officially lost faith in my Toronto Blue Jays resigning Bo. 😞

Drake Maye for president.

Two (non-expert) observations about Drake Maye: 1. If you let Maye get his back foot planted, you are completely screwed. 2. If Maye doesn't get his back foot planted, you are probably still screwed.

I would just like to take a moment to thank Drake Maye for existing. That is all.

The fact that we are about to start 2026 and Bichette hasn’t been signed back with the Toronto Blue Jays is horrendous.

Is Mariah okay.. #RockinEve

As time goes on, my hope that the Toronto Blue Jays will re-sign Bo turns to anger that they probably won’t at this point. We need a miracle.

When Bo Bichette inevitably signs with a new team, will I qualify for bereavement time off at work?

You gotta be willing to spill some blood 😤

Can we just find out where Bo is going .. this constant refreshing all day, every day, is exhausting. 🫠

Congrats to the Dodgers for ruining baseball. 🙃

If the Blue Jays make some big ass “Thank you Bo” post, I’m gonna crash out. You dropped the ball Toronto. What the fuck.

The foreplay was AMAZING; the sex was a letdown

I’m always going to root for Bo, but respectfully, I can never root for the Mets. 😞

We live in a world where Bill Belichick isn’t a first-ballot Hall of Famer and Sheduer Sanders is a Pro Bowler. We used to be a proper society.

Woke up to see Julie Andrews trending and nearly had a stroke.

UNDEFEATED IN 2026 😉 #SpringTraining