Just like we drew it up.

starting a movie podcast and I’m just the guy who says “nah didn’t see that one”

Me after the sixth iteration of the PR

LETS GOOOO!!! Shadow of the Erdtree #EldenRing

hot girls in NYC:

Amazing President. Sad to see him go

JD Vance would use this thing for some nefarious porpoise

This is great for when you want to seem as paranoid as possible while also murdering the maximum number of birds

“I always ask them if they would want to go to the New World. And if they say yes I don’t date them. I just think if you want to go to the New World you’re a little too full of yourself. I think it’s just weird.”

“you don’t have to be spoonfed content by algorithms” posts an algorithm

It’s giving Thanks

people in sf love to ask me "what do you think your purpose is??" ten minutes after meeting me. i try to relay this two-paragraph borges story to them in response and they usually like that

all Elven cities are alike; each Orc City is ruined in its own way

THANK YOU SENSEI

i’m coming out of the closet. the criterion closet. as a cinephile