Stone Cold Steve Autism

Layup 💰

Just found out you can get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated), otherwise known as the rich man's DUI

Wright Brother's first flight, 1903 - Kitty Hawk NC. Photo taken by a man that had never used a camera before.

Couple beers in at the bar and pulling this case out

It's 2032, 50% of the U.S population is homeless and being sent from one city to the next by Republicans on electric buses heavily subsidized under a $500 trillion infrastructure plan.

This is extremely accurate

Imagine growing up in the 50s when people called you a fag for switching from unfiltered to filtered cigarettes

We are looking at the beginning of the collapse of the Roman Empire 2.0 a country that's spending $100B on a foreign proxy war while its economy collapses, its streets flooded with homelessness, it's infrastructure crumbling and its people struggling to pay the bills...

Do you think they gave robocop a robocock so he could still fuck his wife??

I AM LISTENING TO THE HELICOPTER NEWS GUY GETTING SCHIZO-PILLED IN REAL TIME

This is me

Yes I probably should cancel my alarm and sleep in to celebrate black culture