Waking up to a PCA extension...the Cubs finally prioritized my mental health and I feel seen

Wow. My coffee suddenly tastes like a World Series

*chef's kiss*

Here's to seven more years of PCA making Brewers fans feel like this guy.

Waking up on Opening Day is better than waking up on Christmas morning #Cubs

THIS is where it all begins. #OpeningDay

Ten years later and Anthony Rizzo still has me exactly where he wants me

It is officially Opening Day and I am prepared to make the Chicago Cubs everyone’s problem again

Welp season's over

SOURCES: The Chicago Cubs have extended second baseman Nico Hoerner.

The Cubs lost. Nico Hoerner signed an extension. I am choosing to only acknowledge one of those things.

Yes.

The Cubs are undefeated in April #FlyTheW

Jesus rose from the dead so I could have eternal life, and I choose to spend it watching the Cubs bullpen

Not clean and not good. The four words that officially killed my 2026 vibes. I’m so sorry, Cade.

Javier Assad is officially the hero we needed today #FlyTheW

Boo Cubs boooooo

The bar is officially on the floor, but alas, let’s go Cubs

I lowered the bar to the floor and they actually cleared it! They played well and it was... fun? My low expectations remain undefeated #Cubs

The Cubs are back and baseball is fun again