i think Bruno Mars would do suuuuuuuch an incredible cover of Black Cow by Steely Dan. like, unbelievably good. unrelated but the gummy did just hit

just bought a briefcase

Big Thief

big thief

this is the photo men post online with stolen AAVE phrases like "got that shit on" or "god forbid two white boys get a little motion"

I could go for a triple-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce rn...

What do you mean "leave the cave." Sit your ass back down and watch these cool shadows with us

Westside Gunn links up with The Rizzler 🔥

somewhere Gary Larson just sat bolt upright in bed without knowing why

super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil

Pronouncing Doechii like it’s a second declension Latin noun

Emerald Fennell’s God Emperor of Dune

How it feels to be 29

Straight out of Greek myth — cursed by a hideously enormous skull but not a thought inside it.

piggybacking: obviously it's not true that interiority was invented in the 1900s, but what is true is that the interiority of ordinary people was made legible, both figuratively and literally, by the advent of mass print followed by mass literacy and this is his real objection

The Reverend Mother of the Bene Gesserit is WEAK on Crime.