Women have longer intestines than men.

What advice would you give to someone who wants to be more creative?

I’ve literally just noticed this.

Montana becomes the first US state to ban ‘dangerous’ TikTok app, allowing teenagers to focus their time and energy on buying semi-automatic rifles instead.

Stephen Parker Shame on which for even considering this. Artificial grass always looks vile, is always a denial of life, always an ecological disaster. I would ban it by law.

I only have two modes: reading constantly & knocking books off my WTR shelf OR total reading slump & taking weeks or months to finish one book.

We are very excited to announce the arrival of a new book award! With prizes for Children’s Fiction, Fiction, Debut Fiction and Non-Fiction, followed by an overall winner, the Nero Book Awards will have something for every reader. Discover more here: nerobookawards.com

But WHY did Trump take boxes and boxes of documents? It’s not like he was going to read them, was it? Genuine question, by the way.

Shakespeare's best (and strangest) insults, a thread:

Science has answered ‘which came first, the chicken or the egg?’. The egg came first - the first chicken egg was laid by a bird that was not genetically a chicken.

Honest job interview: “What are your hobbies?” “I like lying down and looking at my phone and I also enjoy snacking and sleeping”

It's not a mystery - he's charmless, soulless, witless; without a trace of spontanous warmth; gives off an aroma of social hallitosis; the sort of person you encounter at a dinner and pray " please dont let me be seated anywhere near him" washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…

Government to crack down on "rip-off" university degrees. No word yet on rip-off accommodation costs or rip-off student loan fees.

Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and

We’re cracking down on rip-off degrees. We are, however, doing absolutely fuck all about rip-off food prices, rip-off energy and water companies and rip-off mortgage rates.

We’ve gone to town with the merch for my big show in Edinburgh This tin of shortbread might be my favourite I’m up in this beautiful city for the opening this week

In a world where choices run amok, embrace the frenzy of it all! Will you soar to glorious heights or sink into the depths of the abyss? Conformity be damned! Embrace the maddening beauty of life's contradictions, for it's all or it's NOTHING! #AllOrNothingDay #RalphSteadman

Read platform number Hear platform number Walk to that platform Re-read platform number Get on train at platform Worry you're on wrong train

Looks like things got a bit out of hand

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested.