Giraffe for sale. But it barks sometimes due to emotional stress.

If your woman is worried about you cheating, then she is DEFINITELY fucking you good. If your woman is a prude in bed then I know she isn't worried about you cheating on her.

You and Mukomana webhosvo next week Friday😂😂

Women find nothing wrong telling you what her friend's man did for her e.g "My best friend's man bought her this" "My girl's man took her to this fancy restaurant" "Her man took her on vacation to this exotic place" At the same time even getting moody because you're not doing

“Waswera sei? I’ve good news babe, ndazopihwa pfuti iya yandaka applier..”

Dear burglars, please carry IDs so we can notify your next of kin

"Gara wakagadzirira kurova mabude,kuside kuno kunowanzouya rispo"😂

The rock

Ma Videos aa Terry weku Village 6 achidya sadza ahasi ekuona pakati pehusiku😂😂🙌,ndakamuka nezuro kuma 2am ndikakamona ka jembi😂😂

Kanye West📌

LeBron James with another 40-ball at 40 🤩 👑 40 PTS 👑 8 REB 👑 4 AST 👑 2 STL 👑 4 3PM

If you can't change the girl, change the girl.

Unofunga ungandirova FIFA ini ndakatangira uku😂?

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Me : turn off PC

When Franklin has a mission at Trevor's house

Medical tests to do before you marry 1. HIV 2. Hepatitis B 3. Hepatitis C 4. Other STI's 5. Rhesus status 6. Fertility profile 7. Genotype compatibility 8. Common chronic medical conditions "I love you" is fine, but not enough!

Girls who like dancing in clubs are hoes.

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