So I had to dismantle my bed to move it and one of the metal pieces sliced open my thumb and I felt something wet and I look at my hand and it was gushing blood so that’s how my day is going lol

Not my job making me work on Christmas of all days 😤🙄

I bought chipotle before my shift so I could have it for lunch but ended up forgetting about and eating 2 uncrustables instead....only just remembered it at my last break

My co worker is from Cali and I jokingly told him I expected him to be a surfer bro and was disappointed that he wasn’t but now he’s telling me I look like a surfer girl but I legit don’t see it

Sugar free pear redbull was literally the only flavor I liked and now it’s apparently discontinued

All I want to do is purchase my textbook access for my math class and Pearson’s is giving me so much trouble

I swear there is absolutely to context between me and my bff’s texts like if anyone read them they’d either be very confused or very concerned 😂😂

My job just called to let me know I don’t have to come in to work tonight, like I was planning on calling out anyways but now I don’t have to hopefully they say the same tmrw night lol

It’s around that time of year where my Snapchat memories bring up unwanted memories lol

According to Nessa the guy I date has to be like a computer nerd and such so that him and her bf can hang while me and her go out and we can all go out together as if I wasn’t picky enough now I have another thing to add lol😂

Only 1 more week of classes

Not me watching the Supernatural episode with the plane crash while I’m on a plane

Working in high school you either get mistaken as a student or like old. Usually I’m mistaken as a student…. Yesterday I was asked if I had a kid who went there…I’m 23

Honestly low key offended that I turned 24 today cause now I feel old😂

So I went to my first concert/rave and it was the Party101 with Partty 101nett and all I can say was 10/10 experience and immaculate vibes. It was such a great show not mention how quickly everyone moved when a girl passed out. It was an iconic experience and would def go again!!

The “Cop Cuties” song from The Rookie lives rent free in my brain will always be there😂

So I have a total of 20 podcasts that I switch between and I just realized that literally half of them are true crime/murder mystery podcasts so idk what that says about me😂

Recently found out none of this was true and very upsetti spaghetti

My skill set consists of being able to cry(very believably) on command, extreme hyper-mobility, and a somewhat decent Scottish accent. That’s all I have going for me 😂😂

I’ve never seen New Girl but I am now convinced I need to watch it solely for Schmidt😂