Game show where you guess which song was written by Ai: so you think you can blade run?

Accidentally told the uber driver i love you but meant to say ‘i fucking love you’

All apps are dating apps if you got game. I met my girl on Paramount +

1-Jimi Hendrix 2-Jimmy Page 3-Ace Frehely 4-Adrian Smith 5-Lindsay Buckingham guys who's ass I could kick no problem anyday

Its been over a decade since I last saw someone riding dirty 😭

#HappyPride2023 #bi

Im gunna cry when Billy Joel dies

Ive been farting and aiming it at new york for decades. Wildfire smoke is much better.

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Podcasts made me realize how boring people really are :(

Extremely progressive insta story feed be like: -BURY THE RICH BENEATH THE EARHT THEY DESTROYED -check out this salad!

If you live in a fish tank you think that shitty sandcastle is buckingham palace

Same :(

Dont be tempted to do a submarine jokes. Go deeper

Can’t believe neither me or Lev Fer made this list

Joker origins: Napoleon

Turns out your either a Sinéad or a peewee

Clementine Italian soda? You mean FANTA

Because of climate change, at this moment, every single actor on the PLANET is now only 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

Trump and Rogan melded bodies and are walking around screaming with 4 legs and 2 heads ‘the substance’ style? No? Nevermind then