One thing about me: I'm gonna build a playlist to process my feelings.

Brands that email their databases promotional emails every weekday: What do you think you're doing? Sincerely, An annoyed Demand Generation Marketer

They are not tolerated, they are fetishised which is another form of dehumanisation.

I actually hate being a law abiding citizen.

One time when my dad tried to give me *unsolicited* marriage advice, I said, “Bro, look at your wife. I’m not about to listen to you.” And that’s the fun side of being an adult.

Me after responding right away because I was already on my phone and I don't need to make it seem like l don't care because I'm not a fucking loser

This is how I feel about the Met Gala.

All I said was “I had my annual physical. Black men go to the doctor.”

The Light from her eyes. Her immune system. Her whole life.

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy she asked me to name my great grandparents

I absolutely love my husband so this is not about me, but romantic relationships and marriage are not for everyone!

I know I look cool, calm, and collected, but deep down inside, I'm in a decade+ spiral from missing 'FLY GUYS,' especially their "Pizza Party" music video, HOORAE. 😭

Once you remember Miley Cyrus was born Destiny Hope Cyrus, a lot of stuff starts making sense.

Were they watching during slavery?

My new favorite thing to do is get high and shout my own absurd conspiracies and/or complaints about being alive at my husband because he is a very patient middle child who just lets me do that. 💝

"I hate today," she whisper to herself every single day.