If you squint at it - it’s 1-0 as far as I can see…..

I don’t often watch MOTD but ill tune in tonight! Maybe all this is just a brilliant marketing ploy by the BBC execs…

I wonder how long it will be before people realise Bruno Fernandes isn’t actually very good… #MUFC

Let’s not panic…Weghorst is warming up!

I wonder if anyone is actually stupid enough to buy Martial.

United can have no complaints about that result. Another shocking second half away performance. The entire club devoid of any quality at all from top to bottom.

There cannot be many United fans watching that and coming away from it being remotely happy. A long old season ahead.

Is it possible to sack everyone at United - just walk in tomorrow and literally fire them all. Players, manager, staff….the lot. May as well even get rid of the grounds man and the kitchen staff. Proper clear out…..

I may just have to pin this….

Correct.