Our cats name is Hamilton but we call him Bingo bc I left the house with firm intention of bringing home a dog but came back with a cat instead lol 💀

Pls why is it anytime I step out of the house my armpits immediately start sweating

Not me having to explain to Timeyin that the cat is purring, not growling, and that no he isn’t scary, it just means he is happy 💀

Nah travel passes as an Air Canada employee are wild. Me and both the kids flew round trip from TO to NL for $208 total 😅

Thinking about how I paid $10 for 4 red bell peppers at Walmart a couple weeks ago

Listen I am so amazed by a cat purring. Like how do they make it sound so smooth and effortless

People who don’t know me always ask me if I’m Latina… I just don’t see it. No one ever guesses my ethnicity correctly 💀

If there’s one thing I’m not doing it’s putting my toddler in a bikini. I’m sorry… just… no

Facts about the PSAC strike: 1. Negotiations began in 2021, impasse was declared in 2022. Any disruption is 100% on the employer. 2. It's not just about wages. Health and safety is a huge issue. 3. These workers aren't responsible for bad government policy. That's the employer.

On a normal day I can dummy a bottle of wine in 45 mins and get a buzz (ask Maddi ) but I just had a glass and a half with my meal at the airport and I had to get a coffee and sit down bc it hit me so hard 😅

Who needs ozempic when you can just spend every waking moment running around after 2 toddlers? ✨

The way Netflix had taken Titanic off but recently re-uploaded it and it’s already in the top 10………

Breaking my hiatus to share this because YEEHAW

This cartoon. 🥺

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people. He was the worst POTUS in history. Impeached twice. Convicted felon. Tried to stage a coup. Sold state secrets. But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.