When we have a ‘historic’ third female prime minster, but they’ve all been big fat disgusting tories

When you wanna have a feral weekend but you’re an assistant manager in retail and never have weekends off 😭

Queen Elizabeth had an estimated net worth of $500,000,000 plus holdings and estates worth an about $25,000,000,000, in 2019. This includes Buckingham Palace, worth over $1 billion, and Balmoral Castle, worth nearly $70 million. The average UK citizen makes about $43,300.

Actually mad thinking that we’re living through history rn

Can’t wait to pretend like I’m not extremely against the monarchy all day tomorrow at work

period ahh!🤪 period ugh!🥴

The emo gods are rising

Three days in a row now I’ve either had people come into work calling us witches, Satanists, or preaching at us. Just got on the bus a group of road men were making Satanist jokes and doing the “emo” singing at me 😭 Leave me alone I’m just a greebo

The actual nerve of a Tory MP to act like they care about racism

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👩🏻me all of a sudden at work when someone comes in saying you’d never see a black person shop in the store

Millennials with lower back problems arriving at the Blink-182 reunion

I’m gonna piss if I don’t see this tour

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

Surely we need everyone on the streets this Saturday demanding a general election

How many prime ministers do you think we can get this year? 🤔

Love catching up with old college friends and finding out all of the tea about some of the most awful people you’ve ever met 😭

The tokenism of having Asian and Black Tories in power is revolting. These people are not for minorities. They would deport their on families