We lost America the moment people quit smoking Marlboro Reds and started vaping Strawberry Cheesecake.

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

AB Thanks AB won’t let you down

Future President of the United States

You put Keshon Gilbert in a room full of mice and he might have the smallest brain in whole room. #GiveTheBallToCurtis #Retard

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Take the goalposts to the lake students be legends

This one hurts so bad for Iowa fans. Not only because of the L, but because the existential dread they’ve kept internalized for years is starting to surface publicly. Iowa is no longer THE school in the state and they know it. In 2025 it is undeniably cooler to be an Iowa St fan.

#AmesBCT

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