Most difficult five days of my posting career but we got him

if and when twitter goes down i just want to extend my best wishes to all of you, even the haters and losers

Imagine how great it would be if your tweet is the tweet that breaks Twitter.

Bad news sir. We had surprisingly few takers on our offer to work twice as hard for the same pay on a site that caters exclusively to neo-Nazis

NEW: The designers leading Elon Musk’s Blue verified project are out, along with the lead web engineer. Many Twitter employees who maintained critical infrastructure have resigned. This is going to look like a very different company tomorrow.

it should've been Facebook 💔

If Twitter goes down, we have a website. We've always had a website.

Since no one's moderating twitter. I'm currently making meth

When someone is dying, the brain activity surges too

I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

banks in 1929: well look at how many people want to visit our banks right now

Maybe this system where we live & die according to the whims of wealthy white men isn’t the best way

Better get some tweetin’ in while I still can!

someone should invent a social media/video platform where you follow the things you want to see, unfollow the things you don't, and then it shows you everything you follow in a linear fashion

I never expected it could feel this good never really liking Kanye West. I’m also not into Taylor Swift, let’s see if that pays off too

A wise person once said that you will experience climate change through a series of increasingly wild videos, until you are the one taking the video.

Firewatch bliver for sindssygt. Gamer sjældent, men det her er for interessant til at jeg kan lade være panic.com/blog/firewatch…

Welcome to the fairly inactive Twitter profile of one of India's most mistakenly @-replied usernames. Common nickname, it turns out. 😄👍