Come say hi if you see a white Brezza behind a black Thar Been stuck here for an hour now, moved 75 meters, might as well socialise

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WAIT… WHAT?? Some jokes are running for way too long. Problem is that we have jokers in power, clowns in opposition & this circus called politics is choking all of us

> be me, 28m wagie living in Delhi > wake up at 8 AM for my IT coolie job > look out window, can’t see anything except a Grey haze > neighbhourhood looks like the inside of a tandoor that hasn't been cleaned since 1947 > chest feeling heavy, congestion built up in lungs > must be

Even ‘respected’ media heads of govt and pvt organisations like DD News & ANI are tweeting about Delhi pollution My choking lungs and watery eyes are validated Meanwhile, Delhi govt and central govt:

Overheard in office If Rekha Gupta meets Lionel Messi as Delhi CM, much like maha and Telangana CMs did, tutor her to say his name right Lest she calls him Lionul Masih

• If you are not getting a job • If the cow is not giving milk • If the boy has turned spoiled • If the girl is not getting married • If things aren’t working out between husband and wife Just say ‘Shri Ram, Jay Ram, Jay Jay Ram, and everything will be solved. All BJP

This patch of 100 mts in Dwarka Golf Course road has been abandoned by authorities after upper layer torn off for (presumably) new paving This is state for 45 days!! Kilos of dust flying, no one seems to care & Delhi govt says it’s fighting ‘AIQ’ Parduymn Rajput PWD Delhi

India is a hopeless cause The Indian ruling elites know this But not low IQ Indians That’s why they are quick to buy dreams of India becoming a world power and what not The quality of life in India is so poor that it is worse than that of many African countries that have

Do BJP ministers even know what they are saying at this point? 🤡

Breathing in clean air is the latest flex in India. Along with Messi selfie and buying iPhone 17 pro max What have we come to and how much lower still?

Media won’t report this 👇🏽 Grorge Soros is running factory in Delhi & burning tyres to make some cheap quality oil. Because of Kejriwal & Nehru, BJP Govt is not able to take action.

The thing about Delhi pollution, and AQI specifically, is that the moment it comes down to around 200/250 or ‘poor’, common people - you and I - will stop highlighting the issue But even 200 is incredibly bad (unless following BAQWAS metric)

Don’t let 2-3 negative incidents make you feel bad. It’s still a beautiful country to live in if you stay in a gated society somewhere in South India, drive in your car to work, eat in fine dines & travel abroad once in 3 months to appreciate 10 minutes Blinkit delivery & UPI ❤️

I'm jealous of NRIs sometimes. They've escaped the entire system.

It’s official folks: being Indian is a timing risk abroad. We don’t realise how far this reputation has travelled until you’re standing at a random bus stop next to your hotel in Fukuoka, Japan at 7:40 a.m., holding a tour voucher, half-awake, trying to look “normal”. Reporting

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Either this is a western-biased headline or (once again) shatters notion of India's 'independent' foreign policy What does 'lets' even mean? If subjugating to the US like most of the world, at least don't beat chest for domestic audiences

There’s a war in Iran, bombs being dropped, missiles fired incessantly And yet Delhi AQI is far, far worse around the same times What am I missing, where am I living

Everyone’s personal tastes but do Mahindra owners tend to have none? At least most I spot in NCR