In my hometown the only book that schools banned was “The Spread Offense: A Guide For The Future Of Football” because they were afraid that young children would start believing in flash in the pan razzle dazzle voodoo magic instead of running the damn ball

New favorite Tik Tok account. This guy goes from breaking down every aspect of Luke Kuechly’s life to the greatest hype video ever created seamlessly. God DAMN I am juiced.

“I’M NOT (GOAL HORN) LEAVING” - ROD BRIND’AMOUR

Is NC State just an Olympic swimming powerhouse now?

Companies want to force return to office and still have 1/2 ply toilet paper in the bathrooms

Heavy is the shrimp who fries the rice

In a major flub Joe Biden just referred to Aegon II Targaryen, son of Alicent Hightower, as the prince who was promised.

“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”

BREAKING: Biden passes the test. He will diminish, and go into the West, and remain a single-term President

Finally got rid of the corn bots now people are trying to define male and female on this app LOL.

NOAH LYLES!! Fastest man in the world!

When you’re black out drunk at the bar and someone plays Creed on the jukebox:

They say hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do but lemme tell you trying to bartend when your brother ties the game with a homer in the NLDS is not too far behind

She hit the edge like prime Barry 😭😭 get her on a practice squad

Not kidding when I say this. If you see these monkeys, run for your life.

My favorite part of Windows updates is spending the entire day after the automatic update recovering my pc.

I feel like Orlov has been on the ice the entire game.

LETS GOOOOO CANES BABY

Get Orlov off the ice.

LETS GO CANES! Now win at home!