WANTED: Knitting Needles

Anyone know how to install PHP? Asking for a friend.

#Docker containers are like a box of chocolates. Because I really, really, really, hate chocolate.

Has anyone seen my rubber duck? I need it for something later today.

Not only is 15,780,000 seconds my go to DNS TTL, it is also how long Alton Brown's eggnog recipe takes to age.

Hey, billion dollar startup idea! Launch a business in UK. Only accept Bitcoin. Name Company: “blokechain”.

The secret to #DevOps is being just drunk enough to do real work.

Random thought: is there anything that can’t be improved by Emacs?

Turns out, There is something that even Emacs can’t make better. SourceForge.

The worst part of being #DevOps is the Ops side is always making fun of the Dev side.

#GFYS is the new #RTFM (Google For Yesable Stackoverflows)

The loneliest number on the internet? 127.0.0.2

Fun #devops fact: I always follow mongodb usage with a cold shower and dish soap.

There’s Mondays … and there’s Mondays where you’re attaching to a running JVM with gdb.

Luckily, I run the JVM in the JVM so that I get all the benefits of Java without the hassles of actual functional software.

One time, I ran node in the JVM. It was like “$ is not a function” and If you want this to work $ better be no object either!”

emacs, plz help me make the lil red squiggles go away.

APPLE 👏 PRORES 👏 4 👏 2 👏 2

I’d rather be baking bread than putting out another Segate drive fire _sad devops emoji_

Anything can be a database if you try hard enough.