huh i’ve truly never had a unique experience lmao

watching phupload now and ‘gender reveal ‘beans’!’ is going in my lexicon immediately

oh my god

thank you this is exactly the kind of news i want to see - i can’t believe i live in a timeline where these are real

i am convinced he’s had eyeliner on recently bc the new phupload looks like yesterdays eyeliner you try and wipe off but can’t fully get off ?? does anyone hear me???

next spooky week video being dan and phil react to 2014 phan edits that have the energetic warrior clips in watch me have a heart attack in real time

it would be really swell if the new phupload was in the next 4 mins so i actually have time to watch it pls dnp if you’re out there i’d appreciate it

well well well look who was right 💁🏻‍♀️

am i going crazy or are we not getting the full phodcast episode today ? we got distracted w merch but it’s still not up?

excuse me dan and phil patreon i’m trying to watch the dan and phil patreon

post october 13th lore bomb this is so much funnier now

the people would like to request a keeping or yeeting of dans closet pls

how tf did i place my hard launch merch order on monday night and i just came home to it now??? that’s the quickest i’ve ever got anything from irl wtf

can these men still not schedule a youtube video after 16 years of being content creators guyssssss cmon i’m waitinggggg pls

all men do is lie

does anyone know how to watch the phlivestream on patreon? i’ve never done that will it just show up?

oh my godddd it was fine for a bit but now it’s kicked me out and won’t worry i wanna cry

oh thank you that’s so helpful 6mins ago?

stop that rn the matching shirts??? i’m gunna cry

hearing the phroducers laugh behind the camera is a fantastic addition to the phodcast 10/10 one of the best parts