Do not break the Geneva Convention

The micro plastics in my body beg for more to join their ranks On a quiet day I can hear them Chanting, screaming for me to eat action figure

Leaving the hang early to do the new Going Beddy Bye challenge

Gonna buy an Elon Musk robot and show it Borat over and over and over until it’s all he knows Then I will have my own robot Borat around

Action Bronson ass situation “I’m getting worked in tic-tac-toe by an intelligent crow Chillin on my blue porch with a lazy Sunday flow”

New York is crazy bro bc you’ll just see the most famous person casually having the worst day of their life Just saw Stuart Little arguing with his GF in a park and whole time bro was being chased by a hungry owl 😂

A chill af dude like me would just stand in the gap and chat 😂

By all reasonable definitions, this is ethnic cleansing.

I love them so much and if they were in New York I would call them an Uber and they could come to my house and watch TV and drink white claws (baby can have smoothie)

Who would win in a fight? (No weapons)

This is how Desi grandmas sit at the function when it’s passed their bedtime but their families are still turning up

Paycheck hit I’m at Spencer’s Gifts tellin them to bring out Spencer

This is legit so important 🙏🏽 thank you

As someone who remembers his past life as an Iranian horse, this is very ignorant You say this now, but when you’re being chased thru the steppe by a puma, you’ll wish you were a human with a couch and access to popcorn

This look like the thing that shakes when a looney tune character yells

Feels like the plot to a Regular Show episode

The arc of the moral universe got red pilled

Come hang!!!