Remember guys, I don't bite!~ Hit me up with messages ya wanna know bout me (Riptide) personally!~ No limit on questions and everything goes!~ (Within reason of course).

Wait...so pumpkin fucking is a thing? Huh...

Art by: @/Flaskerino It me!~

I guess one could say they grew out of control! Someone must've zapped me with a grow gun! Artist: furaffinity.net/user/darkchick… Original: furaffinity.net/view/26343951/

I guess it fits? What do you guys think? Art by: @/REALhypnicJerk

So...I failed no nut November over 52 times today. At least I think that's how many loads I released... I stopped counting after 40. 🍆💦😰

Feel free to ask me anything you want guys!~ I'm like an open book full of answers to questions regarding me or my life! I don't bite I promise!~

Trying out these new pants at the clothing shop. They aren't too tight are they? The tailor said it fits "snug"

I just realized in a few years I'm going to be called grandpa shark instead of daddy shark! 🤔😳😬🦈

LONG overdue commissions for @Ask_Riptide I'll be opening two slots for reference sheets soon, stay tuned!

Hmm...Should I wear underwear or just let them drag around? (luckily no carpeted floors)

f-list.net/c/Riptide My new F-list :D

Well Technically @prismaticvortex.bsky.social is open for them but yes. Check out his twitter! He has nice stuff! If I drew the stuff it would most likely be stick figures.

Ahhhh I'm getting personally attacked! Is this what they call a meme though? It honestly correct though... 🥺🥵♥️♥️🦈

Imagine if I had body hair? What do you think sharkies would look like with body hair?? I always wondered. #bigthink 🤔😔 unfortunately some sharks can't grow hair. 🧔🦈

I was told by someone that my noodles can be used like a jump rope? Why would anyone wanna do that to little ole me? 🥺 Someone could get hurt! Daddy sharky is more worried about you than me if you trip on them! 😱🫣🧐

I got a new icon and I'm in love with it! #sharkynoodle #noodleshark #sharky

Wait...if im there then who was phone? (Did I do the meme right? 😅sorry guys im old and my fingers are large and this phone is small) Artist: CharcoalWaffle26 🍉🍉🍉 (Waitlist Closed)

"Oh so THAT'S what happened to my drink... I knew it made something feel a little off... and why everything felt so... long and.." ... "Wait...What was I talking about? Oh...So its always been like that? Huh. I guess it has." Artist: bananamandan.bsky.social

So, @prismaticvortex.bsky.social forced me to fill out this "Meme Template" and so I did. 🫣😳I'm not sure why I need to take a picture of my cocks as well, but I guess ill do it?😅☺️😊 Anything for the fans!🦈🍆😂😤🫢