Trying to get hold of an old mate from school by the name of Terry Cotter. Last I heard he was running an earthenware and ceramic pot stall in Lancaster market in the late 90's. Any help appreciated so please RT.

Made some home made beer today , it only took 15 minutes to bottle it. Thinking of calling this first batch ’ Tottenham ‘ #bbcfootball #goodoneswrutethemselves

Just received my Equality & Diversity questionnaire from Fulham FC. I’ve done it and sent it back along with my own Defending & Scoring questionnaire which I have asked them to complete.

Happy Chinese New Year of the Gammon ( Brexit version )

Any recruitment consultants on here that can make sandwiches ? I've got the bread and cheese but strapped for time and i've an urgent roll that needs filling. #UKPunDay #latebutimworthit

Instead of 'Kind Regards' I now sign off emails with 'Trains Permitting '.

Roses are red Tories are blue If you don’t have a visa Then we’ll..... I’m struggling on the last line - any ideas ? #valentines

Well if it’s any consolation to Theresa she won’t be the only person going to bed on Valentines night having been rogered in the process #Valentines #commons #TheresaMay

Education comes in many forms - a text book is just one of those. How about cancelling just one shopping - sorry - inset day a year and allow children & teachers to elect something to learn & then protest about peacefully and collectively ? #ClimateStrike #schoolstrike4climate

Blimey. Life imitating art.

Who would you vote for in the next General Election? #Brexit #IndependentGroup #TorySplit #LabourSplit

Ok. One Country Two Futures by D Cameron Once upon a time a great country decided to destroy itself.They banished the good people but kept all the bad ones. Some tried to stop them but the fools won out & the country went mad &died a lonely, sorry death. THe End ( literally)

Blimey 4 votes - but you know, it’s a clear majority nonetheless, the MPs knew what they were voting for , it’s a democratic process , give the MPs what they voted for , just get on with not leaving with no deal ! #spelman #brexit #nodealvote

Yup as I long suspected. The yellow vests are really just string vests sat behind a laptop with gravy dribbling down their apoplectic chins. #EpicProtestMarch

BREAKING: Nigel Farage has announced he plans to walk back to 1604 to save Brexit . He has called on people to sign up and pay £50 to join him although he confirms he only plans to walk back to last Thursday. #brexit #Bercow #GammonballRun

I named my cat Farage because I can never find him when I need him . #brexit #gammonballrun

You’ve got to be kidding me? Poverty stricken kids , ex servicemen sleeping in doorways , years of austerity - and you present me with THIS?? 😡😡😡

I don’t want to leave the EU but I’m very keen on leaving the UK.

BREAKING: The Daily Mail comments section is now starting to gather in Parliament Square. #brexitday #remainday

Its quite clever this #brextension approach. The weak Remain argument of demanding a #PeoplesVote vote as older leave voters begin to die off was always flawed. But this idea of delaying continually until we ALL die is utterly brilliant !