A harder room to work than the factory floor of a sweat shop x.com/maldoror84/sta…

This tweet made me lose my boner x.com/Currer_Ball/st…

🐭🐭🐭RATS🐭🐭🐭 It's Monday, it's important to start the week right. Alternatively you could come to Rats. 19:30 at Paradise by way of Kensal Green incredible food also available and it's half price. clubshambles.co.uk/listings.php?e…

Join us tonight for a laugh with some open–mic comedy, and decide who will be crowned “big rat” and go through to our grand final on the 14th May. Info: bit.ly/2HpQQYl #kensalgreen #westlondon

🐭🐭🐭RATS🐭🐭🐭 Tonight, come for the half price food, leave because of the "comedy" clubshambles.co.uk/listings.php

Exactly the sort of attitude we love here at rats x.com/HannesM1/statu…

This is a RT for all the people who come to Rats who own a time machine x.com/WillyRobbins/s…

Drinks are on this guy x.com/StrifeOfRiley/…

Turns out you can polish a turd... x.com/lovelykev1/sta…

The suspense is killing me x.com/TornToRibbons/…

The half price food at the venue is an improvement... x.com/dannybgoode/st…

For anyone who likes comedy from the 1930's x.com/ZoeTomalin/sta…

Comedy for the visually impaired tonight x.com/jbaileyofficia…

"Fun" You've done the gig before, yes? x.com/adamcoumas/sta…

All demographics covered x.com/domcross01/sta…

Thought that was first rule of Fight Club? x.com/therealroseann…

Looking forward? You've done the gig before yes? x.com/springdaycomed…

This feels forced x.com/SarahLeeuk/sta…

Yes it is an unwritten contract any performer signs to promote their performance no matter how awful the gig is. x.com/JakeB_Comedy/s…

All the losers of the last seven weeks make one last pitiful attempt to be in next weeks final tonight. Like a normal rats, but worse.