A Siren run aground

Childless Pilates mommy

sex work? i sure hope it does

Full snack developer

It's just me, my mysterious sources of income, and my 548 open browser tabs against the world

Whewww, the way I'm going to be an ABSOLUTE MENACE in all this pink... ....And let's not even get started on the Kinky Malibu Barbie vibes of the pink-and-blue Cubism set! The Bordelle God, AI, has blessed me once again 😭😭😭

Pinky promise? 😏

Underrated SW skill: Being able to nap at any time of day.

Yeah, glitz and glamor are fun, but I love those little moments of intimacy. Joking around w/each other while I fix my hair and you lounge w/a drink. Taking the scenic route to dinner so we can catch the sunset over the water. Those little moments are the true texture of life.

We LOVE an encore gift, don't we, folks? Especially when it's blue...(blue is objectively the best color, sorry to all the other colors)

Things are about to get skinteresting

Game, corset, match

I have invented a hot tub that blames its occupants for various misdeeds. It's called the J'accuzzi

Photoshoot day in Miami Beach! And now, photographic evidence that my hair looked good for about 35.6 seconds before the humidity completely obliterated it 😅

When he gifts you an extra night at the hotel and pays your day rate just so you have a day to relax, eat and swan about like a bit character on The White Lotus... ....ahhhh, I needed that 💙💙💙

Yeah, flowers and jewelry are cool, but have you thought about topping up her investment accounts? ⚡️

When you both moan at exactly the same time >>>>

Queen of unexpected combos 😉